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hi i'm Hal and I have bunch of different accounts all over the fediverse but I'm striving for a tiny friendly instance because my other accounts grew up and I feel bad losing followers on them by posting dumb shit

*I'm in my 20s
*a dude
*an idiot
*pretty much that's all I'm boring and dumb and looking for friends all the time

I have no plans for tomorrow but hoo boy Sunday is gonna be busy as hell to me and I don't want it

I wish my boyfriend used some social media and talked to people but he's a fucking bitch and he wont

but don't listen to me I hate new Pokemon and everything new anyway

unpopular opinion but I'm not a fan of any character beyond diamond is unbreakable, maybe giorno is ok but everyone else is super bland and their design kinda sucks compared to previous parts

I'm craving salt at 1am that means I gotta get like five pounds of animal crackers tomorrow

I don't know why accidental polish is making me laugh so hard blame @dog

OK LMAO I FOUND THIS PICTURE OF JOTARO ON DEVOANTSRT AND IT HAS WRITTEN "JA PIERDOLE" NEXT TO IT IM LAUHING SO HARD AND ITS 1AM

Hal boosted

I watched the pedo ape ep from stardust crusaders and it scarred me mentally because it was so fucked

fun fact I'm strong and cool but I need a plushie to sleep with because I won't fall asleep otherwise. I'm a baby. don't tell anyone

Hal boosted

dio picks me up and i immediately climb onto his shoulders like some kind of fucking gremlin

colby calls me stinky but I shower twice a day and own a strawberry perfunme who's A stinky now

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Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town

CNBT is a small french generalist instance, where we talk about everything and everybody is welcome, especially LGBTQIA+ folks, including non-binary friends!