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hi i'm Hal and I have bunch of different accounts all over the fediverse but I'm striving for a tiny friendly instance because my other accounts grew up and I feel bad losing followers on them by posting dumb shit

*I'm in my 20s
*a dude
*an idiot
*pretty much that's all I'm boring and dumb and looking for friends all the time

A girl 👩😲😲 .... AND a fishing enthusiast? 🤯😨Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing!♨️ eyes pop out 👀😳AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out 🥵🥵🥵WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF 🐶🐶🐶 tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr😝😝😝 tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart 🏹💗Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum 🔧🔨⚒⛏milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets 🔋🧴🧴🧴NOT WEIRD A RARE GIFT FROM GOD inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka 💦ohhhh my gooooodd~💦💦💦

A girl 👩😲😲 .... AND a fishing enthusiast? 🤯😨Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing!♨️ eyes pop out 👀😳AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out 🥵🥵🥵WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF 🐶🐶🐶 tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr😝😝😝 tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart 🏹💗Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum 🔧🔨⚒⛏milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets 🔋🧴🧴🧴NOT WEIRD A RARE GIFT FROM GOD inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka 💦ohhhh my gooooodd~💦💦💦

i fell asleep on Colby I think because we were talking and I suddenly fast forwarded to 1pm

Colby wants me to make him smile so I'm gonna do it I LOVE HIS SMILE SO MUCH IT MAKES ME AUAGHFHAGAHHA INSIDE BECAUSE ITS SO ADORABLE

Colby: *sneezes* "does this make your boyhole moisten"

hal got irradiated because he's on call with me so much and his 5g gave him radiation

sad!

im gonna curse my phone so whoever finds it if I lose it will stare at yiff

please please let's commission ironic yiff im gonna set it as my wallpaper forever

IF THERE'S LIKE A REVERSE TERM FOR SAPIOSEXUAL IM THAT BECAUSE IM ATTRACTED TO PEOPLE WITH ONE BRAIN CELL

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Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town

CNBT is a small french generalist instance, where we talk about everything and everybody is welcome, especially LGBTQIA+ folks, including non-binary friends!