very nice of the fascist countries to identify themselves like this tbh

Pluralalia jokes 

Watching my alters flirt with someone else's alters is awkward, amusing, or horrifying depending on who you ask.

Me: *can't get Alexa to start a five minute timer three times and get a bit frustrated about having to watch my dehydrator.*


Alexa in a cheerfully sadistic voice: "Setting *BEEP* timer for five minutes, starting now~"

I fucking cannot at this bitch :blobsweats:​😭​😂​

for those wondering how to establish trade relations with crows:

- feed crows food A regularly
- when crows decide to bring you gifts, feed them food B
- when crows bring you different categories of gifts, feed them a food-per-category, ex: food C for jewelry, food D for paper money, etc
- crows will recognize these exchange patterns and opt to bring you things in order to acquire desired treats

good luck! 🐦

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Animal rescue, injuries 

I have six kitties of various ages that need vet attention for a chance of adoption later.

My bestie found them locked in a crate on the side of the road, no food, no water, and no shade.

Any help finding a decent place to take them in Tulsa would be appreciated. They're all absolute sweethearts and they need some consistent love to get them healthy.

sex, lewd 

@ThornEater asked Alexa to play "horny music" and the fucking thing began playing All Star by Smash Mouth.

Whilst we were getting warmed up.

Thanks Alexa.

Thanks a lot.

blm rebellions 2020, uspol, orpol, pdx 

Ah, for the innocence of *checks again* last Sunday night, where "a Portland medic was shot in the back with buckshot but thankfully had a flak jacket" was about the worst these days and this topic had to offer.

I found a new hobby and then I found fucking white truffle spores and I am DEBATING things.


Gf suggested a Snickers for my chocolate craving and I got excited about the chocolate "dick vein" ofc

Bilbo is the kind of badass that will spend his whole life living in bucolic suburbia, blowing smoke rings and entertaining petty gentry, but when he overhears some asshole who just ate the last of his biscuits saying that he doesn't think Bilbo's really a burglar he bursts in saying "Fuck you I'll burgle anything let's do this"

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money req, not me, trans girl escaping homelessness 

hey folks, a close friend of mine has been couchsurfing for ages now and she's finally able to secure a place. needs the rental deposit but can then start turning things around
would really appreciate your consideration 💙
signal boosts appreciated! #TransCrowdFund

if you can, donate to the milwaukee freedom fund to support bail and legal fees for protestors in kenosha: supportwomenshealth.salsalabs.

If you cover up war crimes, then those war crimes are going to happen again, sooner than you think, and worse than last time.

SEA/PDX protest medic donation request 

Hey so a medic crew here in Seattle that has been showing up for the spiciest shit had several of their members arrested last night, and they estimate that replacing gear, bail, legal, and ancillary costs are gonna end up being as high as $3k.

So, if you're able, a donation would be really appreciated right now 💜

Your kaiju friend offers you a piece of candy as she digs through her purse. You laugh and politely decline, knowing that the 'candy' is actually a compact sedan wrapped in colorful cellophane.

Thanks for coming to Whole Moods™️​, did you find everything you were looking for today?

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