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@taweret @LexYeen a good friend, support type. Probably tanky. Stays crunchy when heated.

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Now that I've gotten to know this place better, I figure I may as well re-introduce myself. Without further ado, my new !

Hi I am Snow. I am an annoying piece of shit tengu that doesn't know how to make friends. I am a little repulsed by boobs, but that's okay I can ignore them pretty well. If I stop following you it's not that I'm angry or something, it's that you're spamming something I don't particularly like and I just don't need that on my timeline right now, maybe I'll follow again someday but don't be a stranger and maybe when you're out of your phase I'll follow again.

I like to use a lot of words. I draw things. Sometimes it's dark things. I don't mark everything sensitive, I don't feel naked boobs are sensitive but also I understand some of you are checking this at work. If I think I could get away with it at school, I will not hit the "sensitive" button.

I went to a liberal school.

I take bribes to make art. I have people that work with me to translate Normal Human to Tengu. But I will work with you directly and probably charge you a lot if I think your money will be emotionally or physically taxing.

I value my time pretty highly, thanks.

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This is going to be an attempt to gather a list of things that I draw. This post will be pinned, and various replies will be under a cut with the CW "Things I Like To Draw" or "Things I Can Draw" or the like, with [SFW] or [NSFW] as appropriate.

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On the one hand, I want to be all professional and say "commissions! 😁​" but the fact is I'm a cranky tengu and I can't help but say "bribes! :vnr:​"

You can bribe me to try to draw your thing. Or try, that's cool. I will not draw literally anything. There's some porny stuff I don't do, you can feel free to ask and I will try my hardest to be polite about saying "hell no" or "not for that amount". I cannot guarantee politeness. That's why I have agents!

You can ask me for contact info for my agents! That's fine. They actually know how to handle others and interact with me!

Find attached a small sampling of the sorts of things I draw! They're all examples of different price ranges.

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Okay guys so. Please, if you want to make a complex point, for the love of Guanyin use your most Googleable fluent language clearly.

I will Google Translate to get the gist. I've been doing this since Babelfish. I'm better at reading translated kanji than most.

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salty observations of capitalism Show more

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picture in your mind’s eye: gigantic, flying, fire-breathing lizards

once upon a time

i created a world where old-timey advertisements are alive and well, as are younger ones. they've just changed jobs in the interim, some are maybe on death's door or in the public domain

i am prepared to make stands out of your obscure old ads, come at me bro

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Latest American Revolution video is up! Number 9: rage at the Stamp Act. Why were people so angry and what did they do in response?
#history #revolution
youtu.be/JHV6PDZ_lSA

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aahhh,, healthcare! the way it just *grasps air* cares for health!

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*extremely I see you've met the family's legal team voice* Bryce Youngquist.

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This Cooper's hawk just tried to eat this squirrel and the squirrel is fucking furious about it

Selfie with cat, Millie is occasionally a scarf cat. Show more

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Doodled a high ranking Ferengi. I imagined their military regalia is just corporate sponsors they pick up through deals once they display military prowess or earn a reputation.

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u ever boot ur computer back up immediately after putting it to sleep and ur like IM SORRY

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