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Now that I've gotten to know this place better, I figure I may as well re-introduce myself. Without further ado, my new !

Hi I am Snow. I am an annoying piece of shit tengu that doesn't know how to make friends. I am a little repulsed by boobs, but that's okay I can ignore them pretty well. If I stop following you it's not that I'm angry or something, it's that you're spamming something I don't particularly like and I just don't need that on my timeline right now, maybe I'll follow again someday but don't be a stranger and maybe when you're out of your phase I'll follow again.

I like to use a lot of words. I draw things. Sometimes it's dark things. I don't mark everything sensitive, I don't feel naked boobs are sensitive but also I understand some of you are checking this at work. If I think I could get away with it at school, I will not hit the "sensitive" button.

I went to a liberal school.

I take bribes to make art. I have people that work with me to translate Normal Human to Tengu. But I will work with you directly and probably charge you a lot if I think your money will be emotionally or physically taxing.

I value my time pretty highly, thanks.

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This is going to be an attempt to gather a list of things that I draw. This post will be pinned, and various replies will be under a cut with the CW "Things I Like To Draw" or "Things I Can Draw" or the like, with [SFW] or [NSFW] as appropriate.

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On the one hand, I want to be all professional and say "commissions! 😁​" but the fact is I'm a cranky tengu and I can't help but say "bribes! :vnr:​"

You can bribe me to try to draw your thing. Or try, that's cool. I will not draw literally anything. There's some porny stuff I don't do, you can feel free to ask and I will try my hardest to be polite about saying "hell no" or "not for that amount". I cannot guarantee politeness. That's why I have agents!

You can ask me for contact info for my agents! That's fine. They actually know how to handle others and interact with me!

Find attached a small sampling of the sorts of things I draw! They're all examples of different price ranges.

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Okay guys so. Please, if you want to make a complex point, for the love of Guanyin use your most Googleable fluent language clearly.

I will Google Translate to get the gist. I've been doing this since Babelfish. I'm better at reading translated kanji than most.

Few under capitalism actually get to "do what they want for a living"

Some get a commodified & bastardized version of what they want to do

Most of us just work doing whatever we can to get by

The Snake Post Office Post is now a Zine about The Snake Post Office.

Now accepting submissions.

Yes, I'm serious.

Please Boost.

California honors Trans Remembrance Day by flying the :transflag: over the state capital for the first time

Selfie, fresh tattoo, no eyes 

I expected it to be a lot worse, people keep comparing it to a sunburn but my sunburns are universally apocalyptic and I guess that's not how it works for other people.

A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”.

“Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?”

The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them”

He was pretty excited that I wanted a giant cartoon semicolon instead of something tasteful. I said "making the dot a skull would be pretty great" and he had this sketched fifteen minutes later.

He was impressed that I didn't wince much, but my knees hurt more than those delicate lines most days so :shrugging: but now I have a clinical comparison that looks super badass.

Reminder to cis folks that today is trans day of remembrance (TDoR) and the trans folks in your life could use love and supportive check-ins today :heart_sparkles_trans:

Boosts are fine, I don't really care but I want my friends to see.

Selfie, fresh tattoo, no eyes 

There isn't enough media celebrating people doing things just because they like to, whether they're objectively "good" at it or not.

You always hear about the ones with a talent in something, which is all well and good! But why should people feel discouraged from doing something just because they can't devote the time/energy to become "good" at it?

Why can't anyone doodle, draw, make comics, play music, write, etc. and enjoy it without feeling like they have to live up to a standard?

i say "ok boomer."

but is not ok.
it was never ok.

Seriously you people why do you want these, there is literally nothing pleasant about having them beyond a built-in teddy bear. Not worth it, just cram a plushie in there.

The lowest dose possible has turned me into a very sweaty man. Like I'm considering extreme options just to stop the underboob drip.

Whenever I talk about breaking DRM, I'm just joking. I'd never do anything like that, and I'd certainly never recommend that anyone download libdvdcss (which I've heard can be installed with apt-get using libdvd-pkg, or with dnf by enabling rpmfusion-free-release-tainted) to crack DVD DRM in a country where that kind of thing is illegal.

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